Alright, so after prying our eyes away from that WTF petting zoo, we hang a right, head up the stairs, and find...




CHRYS! AND APPARENTLY, SHE'S THE NEW EXHIBIT. That's not going to fly. >8|



So if you would just hand her over, we'll be on our merry way, mmkay?

Wait, no. What are you doing? Is that...



A FUCKING LION?! But it looked so cute before! Fuck.

Zookeeper!Hojo: Don't tap on the glass, you'll disturb the animals!



Well said Sam! But that doesn't change the fact she's still locked up. There's gotta be something we can do.



After all, YOU should be the one in the cage, Mika. B|



Brilliant! Let's shoot at it, shall we?



...That can't be good.

Zookeeper!Hojo: AHHHHH NOOOOO YOU CAN'T HURT THE ANIMALS T_T /opens
Fucking Lion: /ATTACKS.



Good observation! Let's just ignore the fact we freed a wild animal who just might try to tear OUR intestines out next.



Chrys: It's about fucking time!
Fucking Lion: ...He tastes filthy.

Well no wonder, he's a dirty stinkin'.... Wait...



Sam: 8O
Ky: 8O
Mika: BO
Chrys: 8O
Fucking Lion: ...8|

So, we find out this thing can talk. It feels weird calling it Fucking Lion now, so it tells us to call it what it wants.

So we call it Jen.

But there are more pressing matters at hand! Something is coming, and it's worse than that zookeeper. Looks like more of the animals broke out.



And don't bitch about it, either, no matter how many steps there are! Rest of you, ATTACK.



Well this doesn't look good. But that's okay, we survived (well, Sam didn't, but the others did.)



Chrys: Just dandy. B| Best day of my life.



...That's deep, Sam. That's deep. Well, whatever, let's just get the fuck out of here.



Is that so? Too fucking bad.



The man speaks sense! Split up into two parties, and head out.



Ky: You're lucky, punk. B|

Bust ass to the elevator again, just to find we were followed.



Rude? He sounded polite to me. D8!



CAN'T WE LET THE HOT TUB THING GO. DX

No time for that now, though. They're on to us. Shit, I hope the others made it okay.



Thank you, captain obvious.

...Wait, aren't we missing someone?...



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo

NOT AGAIN.

HEY, PRESIDENT. HEY YOU. FUCKING HAND HER OVER WE WORKED HARD TO GET HER BACK.



Well, that went well.



Mika, save your gang activities for later.



Jen doesn't want to hear it, Mika. It's bad enough being stuck with you.



God you're such a prick. Let's talk about someone else for a while.





Do you really have to laugh at her, Mika? B|

Let's just see what everyone else is doing.



Sam: Not now, Ky! We're in jail!
Ky: ...I didn't mean... that...
Sam: ....Oh.
Ky: ....
Sam: ...
Ky: Let's just check on Chrys.




...Awwwwwwwwkwaaaaaaaaard.



Okay, calm down Sam, you'll get him alllllll to yourself after-- ... Nevermind.

To lighten the mood, they decide to discuss with Chrys the fact she hears voices. Yikes.



Chrys: ...Are you making fun of me?
Sam: ...Are you macking on Ky?!
Ky: OKAY OKAY, let's just get some sleep. Sheeeeeesh...



Looks like they're going to be there for a while. ... Until.



Holy shit.

/TO BE CONTINUED.

Cast:

Cloud - kycha
Tifa - detonating
Barret - recharge
Aerith - brishena
Red XIII - kniqht