[22:26] for the hooorde: As soon as I was born, fifty peoples' virginity just EXPLODED

That is all.


NO I LIED ONE MORE THING:



Fuck it, while we're on the subject of chat quotes:

[22:23] keybladerheart: Idaho legalized child labor
[22:24] mrs cerberus: Pickin' spuds?
[22:24] Lifinia: oh, that's where Sareth is.
[22:24] Lifinia: ... >>;
[22:24] keybladerheart: Yeah :[
[22:24] mrs cerberus: :[
[22:24] keybladerheart: We walk up hill to work both ways
[22:24] keybladerheart: I push my car because I can't afford gas
[22:24] Lady Singer Yuna: Do you walk in the snow too?
[22:24] for the hooorde: I remember back in the daaaay
[22:24] mrs cerberus: But you don't want to leave your car behind do you :[
[22:24] keybladerheart: Yeah, we pick spuds in the snow
[22:24] for the hooorde: we would walk three miles uphill in the snowwww
[22:24] for the hooorde: barefoot and ON FIRE
[22:25] keybladerheart: FFFFFFFF

Clearly, Jen has had it rough.

Leave me a comment and I will give you a letter. Then, write 10 things that you love starting with that letter. Post the list in your journal. Give out letters to your commenters in return.

Tagged by zombie_moogle. And for once, I will hand out the letters I promised. u_ub GO FOR IT.

( Today's episode is brought to you by the letter M )

Tinea versicolor is a type of infection that appears as a tissue-thin coating of fungus on your skin. The signs and symptoms of tinea versicolor are:

* Small scaly patches of discolored skin
* Patches that grow slowly
* Patches that tend to become more noticeable after sun exposure
* Possible mild itching

So for those out there who aren't up to speed on my body, lately I've been experiencing horrible itchiness on my legs, namely the back of my thighs and calves. Thinking it was a rash, I went to inspect the area, and found a small patch of discolored skin on the back of my thigh.

And by small I mean small, maybe about the size of my thumb? But still, even though it's small, skin changing colors isn't a very fun discovery. B|a After snooping around, I've landed on this fungal disease called Tinea Versicolor and it's starting to sound more and more fitting. B|

The patch is certainly getting scalier in appearance, and I do believe it has expanded some since I first discovered it. D': AND A CONSTANT itch hovers around the spot, like one of those really subtle ones that kind of burns and tingles but damnit it's there.

And, the point of my rant is, I wish my mother would take her derp cap off, stop blowing me off and at least get me some kind of cream. ;______; SHE'S A NURSE SHE KNOWS IF HER SKIN WAS CHANGING COLORS SHE'D BE AT THE DOCTOR SO FAST.

But no seriously overall it doesn't sound too bad. Just apply a cream for a few days and it'll go away. It has a good chance of being recurring but fff I'll deal. If I can ever deal with the first little instance anyway. B|

That is all.

Want to play gamecube
Family is using TV
I suck at haikus


Fff haikus were never my thing.


Edit: B|a

And in the usual bandwagon fashion, stealing this from derivatizing:

The problem with LJ: we all think we are so close, but really, we know nothing about each other.

So I want you to ask me something you think you should know about me. Something that should be obvious, but you have no idea about.

Ask away. Then post this in your LJ and find out what people don't know about you!

( HANDWRITING ANALYSIS B| )

Takeeeeeen here.

Your result for Roleplayer Test!...

The Stuntman

Random, Action-Oriented, Platonic

Take Roleplayer Test! at HelloQuizzy

Also, why not. Stolen from carbonatedh2o. DO A MEME IF YOU WISH.

1) Who are you?
2) Are we friends?
3) When and how did we meet?
4) Give me a nickname and explain why.
5) Describe me in 1 word.
6) What was your first impression of me?
7) Do you still think the same?
8) What reminds you of me?
9) If you could give me anything, what would it be?
10) How well do you know me?
11) Are you gonna put this in your journal and see what I say about you?
12) Would you meet up with me?

Fff late because I'm lazy but.


HAPPY FUCKIN BIRTHDAY bogenvelia.


B|  ♥

List 10 of your favorite characters from different fandoms, and ask people to spot patterns in your choices, and if they're so inclined, to draw conclusions about you based on the patterns they've spotted.

Kingdom Hearts ¬ Axel
Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess ¬ Midna
Final Fantasy VII ¬ Cid Highwind
Final Fantasy VIII ¬ Dr. Odine B|
Final Fantasy IX ¬ Kuja
Final Fantasy X ¬ Jecht
Final Fantasy XII ¬ Rasler 8|
Hunchback of Notre Dame ¬ Clopin
Paper Mario ¬ Bowser B|
Kung Fu Panda ¬ Oogway 8[


Also I'm supposed to talk about this shit right here, so. B| Words from bogenvelia. I suck at giving out words, so for now I will neglect to do so. 8]

( i oughts slap her B| )

theoregontrail


MOTHERFUCKER MY LIFE IS COMPLETE, AND SOON, YOURS WILL BE TOO.

THE DOOR. >B|

8l You know you want to.




EDIT;; I think everyone could use some more happy.

( SING ALONG. B| )

ONCE AGAIN, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.

( It's anywhere but here. [cut for self-loathing.] )

Her name was Kaycie, and she was actually the one who introduced me to Livejournal. Actually, I think she originally introduced me to Deadjournal, and then eventually I made the switch, but those details are all a blur as this was all many, many years ago. XD Either way, she was the one who dragged me to both.

As for the second part, sadly, I lost touch with her a few years ago. I'm sure we've both matured to the point we'd have little in common anymore, but sometimes I think it'd be cool to bump into her and 'catch up' or what have you. Old times sake, you know?



On a side-note, these Writer's Blocks seem pretty good lately, rofl. I meant to answer one the other day but I was too lazy to do it. 8')

Allow me to go organize my muse-box, and then I shall snag this character meme I've been seeing around. BRB.

Pick a character from here. I'll answer the following questions about them. Be warned that:

-I'm rusty on most.
-The sex questions more than likely won't apply to many.
-It may turn into crack. Scratch that, it probably will.

But. I'll give any of them a shot. ♥

01. Full name
02. Best friend
03. Sexuality
04. Favorite color
05. Relationship status
06. Ideal mate
07. Turn-ons
08. Last sexual experience
09. Favorite food
10. Crushes
11. Favorite music
12. Biggest fear
13. Biggest fantasy
14. Quirks in bed
15. Bad habits
16. Biggest regret
17. Best kept secrets
18. Last thought
19. Worst sexual/romantic experience
20. Biggest insecurity

God damn computer, can't you fucking cooperate. There are things I would like to do, so if you would kindly show your support, it would be much appreciated, you douchebag computer you.

That's right, have a Rasler charging into battle to destroy you forever.


/sobs and rolls back to scanning the hell out of everything




Soon I'll be able to continue with my life, right. RIGHT. ;________;

LOOK HOW CUTE THEY ARE. FEED THEM. 8( Especially Chingling. I need my fuckin' Chimecho. B|

Fff. So today, I had to drive all about town from gas station to gas station in search of Orajel. I ended up going to like five in total, plus two Walgreen's (who happened to be closed, sob).

When I finally got to the last one and discovered they had it, I was fifty-five cents short. So, I had to drive back home, get the required change, and all the way back to purchase the stinking Orajel. :| Fuck that shit. I don't have a license and we don't even have insurance lmao. But whatever. B| I'm the queen of the damn road.

At least it had a few perks to it. For one, my mom had stolen the computer and it certainly helped to kill time. Second, I got a bunch of practice in driving, so I feel even more confident about taking my test. And lastly, Tom Green was on the radio talking about 4chan. Rofl. He mentioned Mudkipz and Rickrolling. That's all I remember though. Still, it was random and amusing, and helped with my internet withdrawal a bit? Idk.

But. That's about the only thing that happened. Oi. Exciting, I know.




And no, I haven't given up on these yet. Click them, bitches. ♥

Hey bitches. Click my eggs. B|




Click Weiss' eggs, too. :B (And his poisonous toad)






Yes I'm using this icon again. Because I can.