A-FAPPING. 8|

Sooooo, I just spoke with my dear friend Kater, who some of you may know as watermelon, and she asked me to inform you of the following:

( To whom it may concern: )

【ANOTHER ANON MEME】


Meme's are hard to resist even if I just did over 9000 of them lmfao. 8( /thuds to rehab


Why do I even. B'|

Is the new story of my life. B'| Don't even front.

/FACEPLANTS INTO SOME SNOW AND LETS OUT SOME TOP NOTCH SWEARING





Or maybe I just really like it a lot. IDK. I. DK. Also I should sleep at not be posting past my bedtime /thuds over

Dear lord I slept like shit last night, tossing and turning and getting up and down. I went to bed around 9 pm I think? And I got up at midnight, then again a few hours later, and guh. B| Then when I finally woke up for good around 5am, my throat and chest were so clogged I couldn't breathe and promptly spent the next 30 minutes hacking up a lung and choking down one of those horse pills called Mucinex. SO FAR my chest seems to be clearing up and though there's still a minor wheeze, I'm feeling much better.

That being said, I figured I'd have a shitty day with a start like that, so finally clawing my way to the computer and checking my e-mail to find an e-mail from LJ saying I've received an anonymous gift of paid time, I just.


If you're reading this. Thank you so much. ;_; ♥

Gather 'round, everyone. It's story time. B|

To enhance reading, use this when you come across THIS TEXT. To further shake it up, substitute the previous link with this.

The story of the day is none other than:

( AERIS VS. MIDGAR ZOLOM )

Pff, I don't do this ever, but minor friend-cut. No hard feelings if you were cut, I just don't talk to you much anymore and want to clear out some of the kerfuffle. (Is that even a word? According to firefox, it is.) And, well, stop being dead weight on your list.

*SORRY, it really wasn't anything you did or anything, so don't take it personally? GOOD LUCK ALL.


*I'D ALSO LIKE FOR LJ TO STOP EATING HALF MY FUCKING ENTRIES.

JOHARI ; NOHARI

I saw a couple people on my flist post this, and I think it's pretty nifty, so. :| Feel free to sign it 'anonymous' if you'd like, but don't be afraid to put your name there? :[ Either way, honesty is appreciated, especially on the more negative traits.



AND ALSO.



Mr. Pigglesworth is a pimp and needs to be fed. BLUE BERRY ON THE RIGHT.

The How's My Driving? Meme

Sob I don't know why I even bother doing these, my lack of activity kind of ruins the concept ROFL.



Also. Eggs. B|

1) Create a graphic (200 x 200 max size) to represent your personal "candy". It should have your username on it, but otherwise can feature whatever you want. Make it something special since it's self-representative.

2) Make a post with the subject "trick or treat?". Put your "candy" somewhere in it, and be sure to repost these instructions.

3) Then, go around other people's LJs and reply to them with either "trick" or "treat". If you reply with "trick", they will give you an LJ dare that you have to perform before taking their candy. If you're too wimpy for that, simply say "treat" and take their candy.

4) List all your collected candies in your original "trick or treat?" post to show off your collection, being sure not to direct-link!



( Candy+Dares )

ROFL my derp Chimecho. :B I suck at making pictures okay. B|

[15:38] mrs cerberus: AWMAN DARKRAI B[ I WANTED COCKSUCKIN GIRATINA.
[15:38] anna auri0n: WTH I WANT LIKE ANYTHING
[15:40] mrs cerberus: YOU'LL PROBABLY GET A COCKSUCKIN GIRATINA
[15:41] anna auri0n: I WOULD BE OKAY WITH THAT, MAN
[15:41] anna auri0n: I'LL TAKE ANYTHING
[15:41] mrs cerberus: /TRADES
[15:41] mrs cerberus: I WANT GIRATINA
[15:41] mrs cerberus: SO I CAN NAME IT
[15:41] mrs cerberus: FUCKINMG OMEGA
[15:41] anna auri0n: OMG YOU'D BE CHARGIN OMEGA
[15:43] mrs cerberus: Y! D: BUT NOW I'LL BE CHARGIN FUCKIN FUCKRAI
[15:43] anna auri0n: WHAT YOU GOT AGAINST FUCKRAI D:
[15:44] mrs cerberus: IDK ITS LIKE THE ONE I ALWAYS HOPED "OH GOD NOT THAT ONE"



That being said, rub the Darkrai. B| /marches off

They need an option for 'SOMETIMES'. I feel like such a liar if I say yes because it's not like I do that often, but I'd be lying too if I said no. 8| SO W/E.

It's 5am, I was heading to bed but Nikki just called and fucked that up for me SO I AM FEELING THOUGHTFUL.

Derp aside, thinking about it... I think it would have been myself. That counts, right?

I mean, I don't say it to sound self-centered or egotistical or anything, like "Oh I'm the only person who would deserve such a thing". It's more... I think there were times I really needed to hear it, and not from anyone else, but 'me' in general.

When I was younger (and even most days now), I was never really blessed with the confidence to look myself in the mirror and just honestly, truly like what I saw. I felt ugly, I felt awkward, I felt hopeless, and I never had faith in myself. Having come so far now, even if I do have my bumps and wrinkles, if I had the chance, I'd probably want to give my past!self that comfort, too.

To look myself in the eye and honestly say (and hear?) "I love you for who you are, and you shouldn't ever change." Looking back, I think I deserved it. Needed it.

As for I'm Sorry... I really couldn't pick just one person. I have so many mistakes, and even if I did apologize for them, with my last breaths I would want to let everyone I have ever wronged, cheated, made fun of know that I never really meant it. That if I could, I'd take it back.

I know it wouldn't fix anything, but as I deserved that final comfort of 'I Love You', they'd deserve an 'I'm Sorry', for what it's worth.



I feel like such a sappy derp now. DON'T MIND ME. B[ /thuds to the van

The following is directly related to these eggs.

( I'll just leave this here for you. )

How sad, right? :(


ALSO next chapter of FF7 should be up pretty soon.

Alright, so after prying our eyes away from that WTF petting zoo, we hang a right, head up the stairs, and find...



( Jail house blues. )

/TO BE CONTINUED.

Cast:

Cloud - kycha
Tifa - detonating
Barret - recharge
Aerith - brishena
Red XIII - kniqht

( What a baby. B| )

Tooooo be continued. 8l

So, we left off with Ky squeezing into her bikini briefs, throwing on that fabulous wig and topping it off with the lovely dress. 8| SO. What happened next?

( These guys are the worst rescuers of all time. )

TO BE CONTINUED.